Marriage

So recently my 4 year old son has become completely obsessed with marriage. I love it because he says things like, "Mama why did you marriaged my dad??" Or my personal favorite, " When I'm big I want to get married into you Mama." But this morning he said to me,"Mama why didn't you marriaged into yoga, you really love yoga. I know this because you read about and you always do it and you're a really good Mama when you do it." And I replied,"Honey, we can't get married to an action, like yoga because yoga is something I do to relax, so I can't marry it. You marry someone you really love a whole bunch." So he replied," So I can marry into Coraline?" I then said,"maybe if you find someone who looks like Coraline and you really LOVE her then you can marry her.". I think he liked this answer because afterwards he kept pointing out girls who looked similar to Coraline.

All vaginas are not created equal!

So I often undress and dress in front of my 4 year old son with the hopes that he will see me do this so one day he won't be overly grossed out. Anyways my son recently was at school and a girl wanted to change into her bathing suit but, she needed help doing so my son went over to help her but she did not need his help so she asked a teacher instead. So my son then followed her but, stood back to watch her undress. As soon as her bathing suit was on my son came over and whispered in my ear, "Mama, her vagina looks much much different than yours". I could not hold in my laughter but I did try so hard! I had to then let my son know that every vagina is different just like ever person is different. What a funny conversation to have with a four year old!

Really!! Are you kidding me honey?

Today my wonderful husband has a Mixed Martial Arts competition and that will occupy his evening. So it's just me and a few friends and Roman, my monster of a child, and of course my toilet overflows!!!! Really, are you kidding me??! So what am I to do? I shoved everyone out the door and tried to clean it up myself but, honestly I'd rather go to the bathroom outside all night than deal with an overflowing toilet. So for the first time ever I call the maitence man. AND HE REALLY CAME!!!!! He even unflooded the bathroom and cleaned up after himself. Then I woke up and really unflooded my toilet by myself. The End!